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Frequently asked questions

  1. Did you ride your bike all the way here?
  2. Do I look like Bradley Wiggins?

  3. What happens if I book you and it rains on my wedding day?
  4. You'll get wet.

  5. Will you ride your bike all the way home?
  6. Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

  7. What's your favourite flavour of ice cream?
  8. I love all the flavours just the same. Choosing a favourite flavour would be like choosing a favourite child.

  9. What area do you cover?
  10. On a average day I can peddle about 5 miles an hour, based on this you'd be looking at a radius of about 15 miles.
  11. Sometimes less if I forget to put the parasol down.

  12. Did you really cycle all the way here?
  13. Yes and I'm competing in the Tour de France this year as well.

  14. Does peddling the bike keep the freezer cold?
  15. No, it makes the wheels go round.

  16. NB: Under no circumstances whatsoever is it acceptable for a guest to sing "Just one cornetto".
  17. Anyone caught doing so will be forcibly ejected from the venue.

 

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